Twitter has been throwing up some great farming hashtags lately. There’s been #datingafarmer and #FiveWordsToRuinADateWithAFarmer and last night the #marriedafarmer hashtag took off. Considering I use #marryafarmer for my book, I just had to get involved with lots of tweets!
Here’s some of the best of the #marriedafarmer tweets:
MT @ElwessHerefords: #marriedafarmer Discovered the whole world can be kept together w baler band & agritape? pic.twitter.com/cTQ8t7uFSr
#marriedafarmer When the fridge is full of drugs and the lamb in the Aga is alive
Newland Farm (@newlandfarm) January 18, 2015
ย Cara McDermott (@caramcdermott) January 18, 2015
#marriedafarmer And now have to plan getting pregnant around lambing, harvest and other key events of the year! ? The Wilcocks (@ISOTheGoodLife) January 18, 2015
@IrishFarmerette On first visit to farm was greeted by his father who said “Well you’ve grand small hands for lambing”. #marriedafarmer
#marriedafarmer when day outs consists of going to the mart and treating you to a full breakfast at the mart’s cafe
Lowri Williams (@LowriAnn11) January 18, 2015
#marriedafarmer when planning a family, baby must not be born lambing or calving time……
mcgarrells farm (@GillMcGarrell) January 18, 2015
Dr Kirstie McAdoo (@kirstiemcadoo) January 18, 2015
#marriedafarmer & waited 27 years before a new kitchen was even considered..
Will Evans (@willpenrievans) January 18, 2015
#marriedafarmer Learn the foreign language of the grunt which is to be interpreted with many different meanings depending on the situation
Stacey Kane (@StaceyLKane1) January 18, 2015
#marriedafarmer Thou shalt not talk during the weather
MrsHelenM (@MrsM_OnTheFarm) January 18, 2015
@fimalone1 @IrishFarmerette I planned my wedding after spraying the barley & before the second cut silage #marriedafarmer
Harold Kingston (@HaroldKingston1) January 18, 2015
#MarriedAFarmer When the kitchen table doesn’t actually resemble a kitchen table, but does look a bit like a post sorting office…
Boycefield Herefords (@BoycefieldFarm) January 18, 2015
#marriedafarmer A man is winking at you and you think you are getting chatted up but he is really trying to buy a pen of ewes at a mart..,
John Kelly (@j0hn_k) January 18, 2015
#marriedafarmer don’t expect a birthday/valentines/xmas present unless the VAT can be reclaimed on it
joe hamer (@joehamer2) January 18, 2015
#marriedafarmer …and discovered driving the scraper tractor is only fun the first time….
Hawcroft Lleyn (@PVickerton) January 18, 2015
#marriedafarmer …and discovered its best not to think about where their hands have been…..
Hawcroft Lleyn (@PVickerton) January 18, 2015
#marriedafarmer …and discover you have to plan your family around crops ripening and the due dates of other animals
Rachel Williams (@MrsRJWill) January 18, 2015
#marriedafarmer …and leave him home alone for few days away during harvest to find a fully germinated rape crop on the bathroom floor
?Rachel Williams (@MrsRJWill) January 18, 2015
Okay, you can tell I enjoyed them – there’s quite a lot of favourites. You’ll find more by checking out the #marriedafarmer hashtag. Enjoy!
M T McGuiree
Loved them. I was just talking to a lady at the gym today whose daughter is marrying a farmer. The wedding is between sewing and harvest: July. ๐
Cheers
MTM
Lorna
Tell her to buy her a copy of my book for the henparty Mary ๐