Friday Farmologies #16-20 Things Your Dad Says

Do farmers ever really retire? Even the odd one who takes up golf or heads off on month long holidays will still potter around the home farm or may even start up a small enterprise on a few acres on an outfarm. It’s said that a farmer is still a farmer until they are six feet under and I’d believe it.

Many are still staying in the driving seat until in their 70s and beyond. The reasons vary between not having a successor or not wanting to hand it over to the successor in case the marriage fails and the spouse walks off with half the farm. Even for those who have handed it over, they do like to keep a finger in the pie and know what is going on. And yes, their expertise and knowledge is often invaluable and usually appreciated. However, on occasion, you just might hear expressions like these:

Farmology #16

You’re trying to repair a machine and rather than going away and leaving you to it, he is hovering and sighing and saying things like “That’ll never work”. Rather than admit defeat, it makes you all the more determined to ensure that it will work.

Farmology #17

You buy something, a new piece of machinery or perhaps a pedigree animal, and he’s not convinced of its worth. You’ll hear “What on earth do you need that for?”


Well, he’s been using baler twine in various ways as a means to save money all these years – what do you expect?!

Farmology #18

You are culling one of his favourite old cows and he doesn’t approve. He knows it makes economic sense. After all, she keeps getting mastitis, her udder is nearly touching the ground and she’s not in calf. He’s not going to stop you but he’ll let you know he’s disgruntled by saying “That one paid a lot of bills” and let you live with the guilt!

Farmology #19

You decide to try something new on the farm be it a new enterprise, changing from twice a day milking to once a day or finishing animals a different way. Like many farmers, he’s a bit worried about what the neighbours will think so he wants them to know that he didn’t have anything to do with this “crazy” decision so he says to them “He’s trying to do xxx but sure you can’t put an old head on young shoulders, I may let him at it”.

Farmology #20

Your new enterprise or different way of doing things didn’t turn out as you had hoped – for whatever reason. However, he’s adamant that everyone will know he didn’t have anything to do with it. “I let him find out the hard way, I knew it wouldn’t work but sure, he wouldn’t listen.”. He’s off the hook and you look like a fool.

I wonder if it’s different in other countries. I know that, in America, many people have failed businesses, learn from their mistakes and start again. They are admired for this but is it the same in farming? It often seems that, in Ireland, everyone remembers failures or indeed, mistakes.

I found a great quote in a book written by a travelling writer in 1830 which demonstrates perfectly what it’s like in Ireland. Yes, I know this was 1830, but things haven’t changed all that much.

He will over a glass of porter tell you all about the local ancestors. He stands in Mike Finnegan’s drink-shop brooding parentage. He knows everything about everybody.

“D’ye see that man now?” he will ask, half turning from the saloon counter and pointing with his pipe to indicate a man in the street, “That’s Paddy Milligan, the Sheep Stealer!”

“What?” you ask, surprised. “Does he steal sheep?”

A grim, condemnatory look wil come into the man’s face and he will tell you solemnly:

“Shure his grandfather was hanged for sheep stealing!”

Henry Morton, In Search of Ireland, p114

So tell me, can you add to my list with any examples of what your farming dad says?


2 thoughts on “Friday Farmologies #16-20 Things Your Dad Says

  • Donna O'Shaughnessy

    We are first generation farmers so my husband, age 54 is the “farmer dad”
    Whenever he repairs something temporarily, like with the above mentioned baler twine, he’ll say. “That’s good enough FOR NOW.” Emphasis added by frustrated farm wife who goes out three days later to find cows lose (he is running errands of course, because his “for now” fix of the gate, did not last at all!

    • Lorna Post author

      Ha, we both do that too – it’s often about not having the money for things like new shed roofs and doing things like patching holes and replacing a gutter to see if they will get us through another couple of winters.

      As our cows and cattle are trained to electric wire, we use that pliable wire to put up temporary stop gaps all over the place, if Brian is on the loader and can’t be bothered / is too tired to get down and open it, he’ll drive through and break it, then it ends up being a myriad of knots and bits of baler twine to keep it all together.

      I’ve just realised that, at almost age 50, Brian is heading into that “farmer dad” role.



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